What's an alien to do when he finds himself in sunny California armed only with a hot teen male costume, a vague understanding of human life, and a mission to track down and bring back an errant extraterrestrial turned actor? Buy a beach house, find a girlfriend, and soak it all in, of course. While Clint does miss home, he is also captivated by the bizarre and wonderful Earth world, and he resents the fact that his assigned mission doesn't allow for much exploration; therefore, in spite of What's an alien to do when he finds himself in sunny California armed only with a hot teen male costume, a vague understanding of human life, and a mission to track down and bring back an errant extraterrestrial turned actor?
While Clint does miss home, he is also captivated by the bizarre and wonderful Earth world, and he resents the fact that his assigned mission doesn't allow for much exploration; therefore, in spite of knowing how upset his father and the scientists who sent him here will be, Clint decides to table his assignment until he has had a full range of human experiences. Absurd humor and sly commentary abound as Clint navigates elite Hollywood culture, the mysteries of human friendships and sexual relationships, and the alluring but mostly toxic for aliens draw of Earth cuisine.
Apparently, sixteen-year-olds are similar everywhere, as Clint brings sarcasm, a jaded outlook on adults, and an unwavering belief in his own invincibility to his human costume. The result is part Holden Caulfield-style riffs on the world and part outsider-looking-in wry comedy in the vein of Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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Even hard-core science fiction fans will look beyond the space travel technology, the specifics of the human suit, and the intergalactic translation device to feel a bit of romantic sympathy for the impeccably developed and inevitable though tragic lost first love that Clint endures as his coming-of-age arc lands him back in his spacecraft to home. If they also soak in a bit of the intelligent social commentary about the alienation of all humans from themselves and each other; so much the better.
Jun 07, Jennifer Wardrip rated it really liked it Shelves: trt-posted-reviews , read-by-other-reviewers. Not the famous actor that everyone has heard of, but the space alien that has just arrived on earth. Clint is only supposed to be on earth for a short amount of time, all because of his mission, which is to find and take home one of his own. This other alien had previously came to earth, defected, and then stayed around to become a famous actor in Hollywood that everyone knows and loves. This actor just so happens to have the same name as the newly arrived alien. Before arriving, Clint, who wasn't named Clint at all until he heard the name, had to choose a human suit, since aliens are only a "mist of electrical waves and molecular activity.
Then, after leaving his home and his father, who didn't approve of the mission or anything Clint does, he is on his way to a place that is so foreign to him. Arriving successfully on earth, everything goes according to plan. Clint is able to breathe on earth and even makes a new friend, Kip, just in the few minutes since he had arrived.
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But of course it doesn't always go exactly like it's supposed to, since Clint feels something that he has never known: love. He has only heard about it through the scientists and has never experienced it, because reproducing in his world is all done through technology. This little thing called love just may make history happen twice. Written as a log, the events and obstacles that Clint goes through are priceless and should be told forever and ever.
This is a novel that is highly recommended. May 27, J. Just wanted to put my two cents in. I'm a young adult librarian who picked up this book after reading an uncomplimentary review for it in a professional journal I think it was School Library Journal but I'm not certain. Yes, there are a LOT of swear words and some situations many adults don't want to think teenagers experience.
The fact is they do. IMHO there needs to be more books like this. It does not shy away from things like sex between minors and underage drinking.
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There may be a bit too Just wanted to put my two cents in. There may be a bit too much focus on such behaviours in this book but as a librarian I distanced myself from such thinking and tried to enjoy the book.
There were actually parts that made me LOL. Cringe too. I guess she didn't want the possibility of an angry parent storming in demanding to know why we placed the book in Young Adult Fiction. It's funny and more than a little inappropriate. I was tasked with ordering books that would draw just such a crowd our SF collection is a joke , but apparently my boss was just kidding.
I gave this to a male friend we're both 27 and he said it took him 2 days to read it. He's not much of a reader which is why I gave it to him , but he told me two things. Jul 25, Linley rated it liked it Shelves: 3-star-reads. I've been trying to expand my 'collection' of books that are humorous. I often get asked for an entertaining light read and they are not easy books to write. This one came up on a recommendation so I seized the chance and even though the subject is 'so not me' I was game. I'm sorry to say that Tom is foul-mouthed and overuses the word 'douche' in an irritating way.
Didn't someone at the publishing house tell him that teens don't need to swear that much and that 'douche' is so last year as is I've been trying to expand my 'collection' of books that are humorous. Didn't someone at the publishing house tell him that teens don't need to swear that much and that 'douche' is so last year as is that phrase! Ah well, I read on to the end and enjoyed Zoe and the actor. I got a bit lost around the strange grammar - dropping linking words isn't always reader-friendly.
I would recommend this book to someone wanting a quick, quirky story - probably a male around years old. Other's should follow my recommendations to good, funny books on other links in the library website. Feb 14, Beenee Reads rated it it was ok Shelves: young-adult. So, this book was definitely not my normal reading material but it sounded good so I checked it out. It wasn't bad, it kept me wanting to see what happened next.
An easy, light read.
The only thing I didn't like was the over usage of the word 'douche' and the variations throughout. It was just unnecessary to the story. Jan 17, Tee Jay rated it it was ok. Jul 10, Kelsey rated it it was amazing. I really liked this book. It has a really good concept. However, there could have been MUCH less swearing. Nov 06, Atomicgirl rated it liked it Shelves: sci-fi , young-adult. I still can't decide if I like the book or it's just beyond me. Some parts of the book were lol funny, and other parts were just too out of this world.https://de.saborofusu.tk
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Jun 07, Jessica McReaderpants rated it it was ok Shelves: young-adult-greatness , sci-fi-spaceness. This was interesting but WAY not a middle school book lots and lots of sex, blow jobs, penises penisi? Interesting premiss but lacked spark for me. Smikesmith rated it really liked it Mar 03, Janagregory rated it it was ok May 16, Kristi rated it did not like it Dec 19, Crystal rated it liked it Jun 10, Amanda rated it liked it May 16, Judyth Geeky Reading rated it liked it Oct 28, Sarah Nicolas rated it liked it Jan 26, Jun 24, Nicholas rated it really liked it.
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